Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Advent Hair. Its mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before, and to provide our customers with the highest quality hair systems on the market today.
Perhaps in the future, nobody will lose their hair. But until then, Advent hair is here to help you achieve the look you want. While we’re at it, we might as well have a little bit of fun.
Throughout the years, how many crew members of the starship Enterprise have worn hair? Let’s take a look.
“And while in my lifetime I’ve seen science make extraordinary inroads into solving the most complex questions of life, after all this time I admit that I am thrilled that there are some things that forever will remain a mystery. For example, do I wear a toupee?” – William Shatner, from Up Till Now: An Autobiography
Verdict: Unknown
It has been reported that Patrick Stewart wore a toupee for his audition for Star Trek: the Next Generation. Allegedly, Gene Roddenberry said he “looked like a drapery clerk.” And that’s why Jean-Luc Picard is bald.
Verdict: Yes and No
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