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Jingle Balds: Bald Men in Holiday Movies pt. I

Written by Jeff Waite | Dec 26, 2013 4:24:47 PM

Here we are in the middle of the holiday season, so we thought we’d have a little fun with this series of blog posts. Everyone loves Christmas movies, but sometimes the unsung heroes are also the ones needing mens balding solutions. We’ve decided to give these men the spotlight this month in this two-part blog post series, Jingle Balds.

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) – Though he has a bit of a curl in the front, Charlie Brown is, for all intents and purposes, experiencing hair loss.
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) – Unlike Hermey’s full head of lustrous blonde hair, Santa Claus is particularly cue ball-like in this classic stop-motion special.
  • Home Alone (1990) – Although Harry, played by Joe Pesci, was certainly balding, there is little hope his hair would come back after being scorched for 7 seconds by a blowtorch.
  • Frosty the Snowman ( 1969) – We’re not sure if Frosty had the ability to grow hair in the first place, but his baldness is very noticeable when standing next to Professor Hinkle’s mustache.
  • Miracle on 34th Street (1947) – The drunken reprobate who inspires Kris Kringle to become the real Santa Claus was in the throes of hair loss. “Well, it’s cold! A man’s got to do something to keep warm!”