We’re back with more hair piece movie and television quotes! (You’ve been waiting for this, we know!) We hope you’ve got your hair systems firmly attached to your scalps with our quality tape or adhesive… because these quotes will have you laughing your heads off!
Tommy Boy, 1995
Richard Hayden: [Zalinski turns on a high-powered fan that blows
Richards toupee off] You tell anyone about this and I will kill
you, you understand me?
Tommy: Uh... it looks real!
The Critic (TV), 1994
Franklin: Son, I’m going to run for Vice President. And I’m going to
be honest with the American people, I’m not going to wear this
toupee anymore!
[Rips the hair off the top of his scalp]
Jay Sherman: Dad, you don’t wear a toupee.
Franklin: I will from now on.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV), 1990
Carlton: [Carlton puts on toupee on Philips head] So, Dad, what do
you think?
Phillip Banks: I look like Little Richard: Attorney at Law.
Geoffrey: Dinner is served.
[sees Philip with the toupee on]
Geoffrey: A-Wop-Bop-Aloobop-A-Wop-Bam-Boom.
