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Hair Piece Movie Quotes

Written by Jeff Waite | Jan 2, 2011 3:19:42 PM

Funny things happen with hair pieces in the movies all the time. Here at Advent Hair, we want you to feel comfortable in confident with your hair system. By the same token, we also think it’s fun to laugh at the funny things you see on the big screen. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of some funny movie quotes and scenes involving toupees. We hope you enjoy!


Bee Movie, 2007
Vanessa: What happened here?
Barry B. Benson: I tried talking to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee, and a life raft exploded… now one’s bald, one’s in a boat, and they’re both unconscious!
Vanessa: Is that another bee joke?

I Am Sam, 2001
Ifty: I saw that on Channel 5 news… With the reporter with the toupee and Mr. Turner lost his toupee!
Mr. Turner: [Narrows his eyes angrily} Thank you, Mr. Wali.

The Odd Couple II, 1998
Sheriff: Why did you take his toupee?
Felix Ungar: We didn’t! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh?
Oscar Madison: Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece.

What are your favorite movie quotes? We’ve got more coming, soon! In the mean time, check out the great hair systems and hair products here at Advent Hair.